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Oh of course, what a nice considerate prof you have. If we fall asleep in our lectures we have to go to the prof house for dinner as punishment, and you don't want to know what we have for desert...

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I did that once in highsvhool but it was the last class of the day so almost everyone had left school already. my friend sat right beside in the class too but didn't wake me up.

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oh well lucky for you I have an emergency camera inserted into my anal cavity so as soon as I woke up I yanked it right out and put it to work. I also pulled out some car keys. they weren't mine.

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My English teacher last year would walk up to my sleeping friend, look at him and look around for a bit, kick his desk as hard as she could, and casually walk away.

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once, my teacher tried to wake me up by throwing a book at my desk. the book slid and hit me in the nose. I stood up and took a hostile stance, while my nose was bleeding and I got sent to the office for "threatening" her.

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my history teacher back in high school would sneak up behind this one student that always fell asleep in class and scream super loud haha the dude's expressions were priceless. :D

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I had Glandular fever and Toxo during my final year, I fell asleep during every class, in the shower, tying my shoelaces. I think the only thing that saved me from being caught asleep was that in my struggle to keep my eyes from closing, i would wind up asleep bolt upright with my eyes open.. I simply couldn't stop it and as a result they would dry out from lack of blinking. Took me years to recover from being lethargic. As funny and creative as these tactics are, I think these teachers are also

Same shit happened to me! I woke up because I thought that I farted. I was looking around to see if anyone heard but nobody was looking at me so I knew that it was just my imagination. You can call that a real brain fart.

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