Love: Double standard

Double standard

By Sara1990 - 23/08/2010 11:40 - Australia

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

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By UnluckyTh1rteen - 27/08/2020 14:19 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend went to get coffee with a friend. As a joke, I texted him to ask how his date with his other girlfriend was going. It really was a date, and apparently it went very well. FML

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By supergingerr11 - 09/07/2011 05:55 - United States

Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By Stickysituation - 23/01/2013 18:44 - United States - Depew

Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML

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Let down

By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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Please leave

By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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BoyBeyond 0

Monday 23 August 2010 18:50

Wow really YDI. Stop comparing your boyfriend to other people its wrong. I hate when people do that. If you don't like the way your boyfriend acts tell him, ever thought of that. If his attitude doesnt change dump him.

just_nicole 1

Monday 23 August 2010 18:44

now thts true love right there!(:

Comments

rinranthatway 4

Monday 23 August 2010 20:39

haha I made a pun...hehe picked.

_unratedx 0

Monday 23 August 2010 20:46

austrailia FTW. also, comparing your man to another guy is bad, especially in this sense. maybe he's not good with showing his feelings or doesn't like to so affection infront of people. so why don't you either tell him you don't like that, or leave him and find a more sensitive guy OP. problem solved. probably make him feel like complete shit if he saw this FML. nice gf you are ;D

sammccormick 0

Monday 23 August 2010 21:08

also, you can't see the bad in their relationship, so u never know if her bf is actually better ,. stop being a whiny bitch, if u gave him head he would show affection, nuff said

Sophella 0

Monday 23 August 2010 21:00

Honestly, it sounds like your bestfriend's boyfriend sounds pretty needy. Texting her five minutes later saying he misses her? Pretty pathetic. Personally, I'd rather have the fist bump than a clingy bf.

roflcopter99 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 1:19

you don't know the whole story here he might not be clingy, I do that but because I don't get to see my gf much because she doesn't live close to me so I can only see her like once a week so i do miss her right after I see her. (and we've been going out for over 6 months i.e. not a new relationship)

MY_LEFT_NUT 0

Monday 23 August 2010 21:00

wow there are some FML addicts.

welldeserved 0

Monday 23 August 2010 21:10

oh, haha! FYL. Dump him.

Crystal_Dreams 0

Monday 23 August 2010 21:16

I suppose FYL, but I'm sure he has a sweet side and just isn't an exhibitionist, so doesn't make out with you infront of your friends!

Hevensmutantchld 0

Monday 23 August 2010 21:21

YDI. Maybe you should stop being so damn picky. Maybe, he doesn't like kissing on first dates. Maybe he's not that into you. A fist bump sounds like something my husband might do...ah, who am I kidding? I couldn't get him to stop kissing me...