Getting through life like: By Lewis - 16/12/2018 18:30 - France - Paris Life is a race... With hurdles... while wearing flippers I agree, your life sucks 273 You deserved it 67 Share Tweet Share
Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 818 You deserved it 2 837
Today, I discovered that whenever my house is affected by a blackout, the cooler for my Xbox will turn on by itself when it's fixed. My Xbox cooler flashes repeatedly, alternating between several bright colors, when it turns on. If I'm asleep when it happens, which is often the case, it wakes me up. Every. Time. FML I agree, your life sucks 152 You deserved it 380
Today, I was told what a bitch I am for turning down “the nice guy” after he surprised me with flowers and a hand painted portrait. He conveniently left out the part where he texted me multiple creepy porn links, doesn’t brush his teeth and has the personal hygiene of a farm animal! FML I agree, your life sucks 3 115 You deserved it 392
Today, the police gave me a ticket for obstructing a loading bay as the vehicle "was not parked within the loading bay markings". I couldn't get the vehicle fully into the loading bay because there was a police vehicle in the way. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 388 You deserved it 712
Today, the pizza delivery man and I know more about each other than me and my family ever have. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 776 You deserved it 1 148
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 702 You deserved it 35 165
Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML I agree, your life sucks 889 You deserved it 129
Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night and day, for six months. I rang at her door to tell her about several remedies I know of to help, so I could sleep. I thus found out she has lung cancer. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 292 You deserved it 27 198