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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 10:12 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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AReasonToBitch 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:54

loser

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:54

That act will make the girl you are a stalker or possibly a pervo kidnapper. Dont follow girls with your vehicle.

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Rofl_FML 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 22:34

ydi for not looking, but congrats on the successful trick

fanbat 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 22:43

why do people try to impress girls with stupid stuff like this? it never works i know

poppetsauce 4

Monday 28 June 2010 5:10

YDI for being a ******* dumbass. We don't give a shit about how you drive, that is what you do to impress your BOYFRIEND.

rubyliu8420 7

Monday 28 June 2010 5:17

I bet she was really impressed, moron.

ReeNAh 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 10:20

dumbass

Nonombre 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 8:35

haha did she notice you?

Saiyza 4

Wednesday 28 July 2010 0:13

If I were her, I'd freak out, wondering how drunk you were.

yoyoyokirsten 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:40

******* dumbass girls really dont think thats like cool. lol

k3500 0

Friday 8 April 2011 9:51

you fail at life. go ******* die

BadAcidTrip420 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 19:52

And what made you think that would make a girls vag moist? She probably thought you were a toal moronic asswipe. Idiot. YDI for being a douche.

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