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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 10:12 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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AReasonToBitch 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:54

loser

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:54

That act will make the girl you are a stalker or possibly a pervo kidnapper. Dont follow girls with your vehicle.

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Splayd 10

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:33

*Yawn* The people who comment here are boring and predictable. "What's that? You tried to impress someone? Well, without knowing who you are and what you were thinking beyond the modicum of information you provided, I am going to assume that you MUST be a douchebag, because only mean people ever perform tricks in an attempt to impress someone. Boo hoo!" It would be much more interesting to have a discussion about what happened afterward, if she was impressed, and other such relevant points.

madaoxsan 9

Thursday 17 November 2011 23:29

Sorry dude, but you should know this: stuff that impresses guys, tends to mostly impress guys, and not girls. it's sad, but true. And trust I struggle with the fact myself... that women have no clue about how awesome and how trial-some gaining certain skills can be.

madaoxsan 9

Thursday 17 November 2011 23:42

hence, its very easy for many gals to claim, in haste that a person who devotes their life to endeavors such as extreme sports and/or music is stupid, or wastes their time--or even sucks. but I have no personal examples (people I know) who are female, who have had the guts or follow-through to continue learning an instrument/playing music (live mind you) or say, skateboarding...because it often requires pain, dedication, disappointment, and often powering through (valid and substantiated) fear. but don't tell them this. they might feel bad or call you a sexist. but dem's the facts, sisters. If you want to know where I stand, the man who tight-rope walked across Manhattan(?), I think he was extremely fool-hardy, but obviously ballsy, and ******* had skill. I imagine that that mindset wasn't limited to death-defying acts. There's no possible way. But that's my (generally, male) logic.

Benelli_SkM 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 2:37

Are you a ******* asshat?

fml_mu 10

Tuesday 10 April 2012 14:44

Over Confidence???? :P

FMTurtle 4

Thursday 14 June 2012 20:23

Wow, 180 degree turn! Woahh, I'd be so impressed with that.

littlebluepill 1

Sunday 8 July 2012 22:11

Hmmmmm impressive.....maybe to a 9 year old boy or to a fellow meat head but never to a woman. Grow up.

jc95sd 3

Thursday 4 October 2012 4:03

1. Sucks to suck 2. Now I don't know why but girls couldn't don't care bout that ;)

rivaraven 35

Thursday 13 December 2012 19:08

All my girl friends who I have talked to about this or something equal to that, say that they roll their eyes when guys do something like that. It really isn't impressing girls much. Some maybe yes, but mostly it makes you look like a ******* dumbass who can't get attention with anything else than doing stupid tricks.