Health, Gross and Parents: Digging it

Digging it

By blech - 08/12/2014 23:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I witnessed my dad rummage through his nostrils, thoughtfully examine the contents, and flick them nonchalantly onto the carpet. All of this he did with the biggest demented grin on his face. Sadly, this has become a regular occurrence. FML

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By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2018 17:30

Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2013 16:19 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 11:55 - United States - Louisville

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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By fugachumi - 07/08/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

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By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune

Today, I walked in on my son's new habit. Sticking his finger up his ass, farting on it, and smelling it. Apparently, the scent is the purest then. FML

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By grossedout - 06/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML

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princesspeachxox 18

Tuesday 9 December 2014 9:44

Looks like he's getting his boogie on- on the carpet ;)

bedforddanesss 14

Tuesday 9 December 2014 9:43

I've seen my brothers (who are 20 and up) do that constantly. I feel sorry you OP.

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aimzskee 30

Tuesday 9 December 2014 10:33

At least you know they are there and can avoid them? Gross though.

martin8337 35

Tuesday 9 December 2014 10:47

Digging for nose nuggets.

thejonac 21

Tuesday 9 December 2014 11:07

you should get a pair of slippers to wear at home so at least it won't get on your feet

bombielol 20

Tuesday 9 December 2014 11:51

record it and post it on his fb I assure you he'll never do it again

cakefete2 30

Tuesday 9 December 2014 12:11

And set the video to Kanye West "Gold Digger."

Violord 13

Tuesday 9 December 2014 12:02

Never take your shoes off

vikky538 28

Tuesday 9 December 2014 12:37

good thing you know that you cant lay down on carpet...

MyS3lf 24

Tuesday 9 December 2014 14:40

My father in law does that, only instead of flicking them onto the floor, he just rubs them on his pants. This guy can't figure out why people don't like him all that much. He does that in public for crying out loud.