Love: Dig it

Dig it

By anidiotskeeper - 12/07/2012 06:03 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML

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By carmelita - 16/07/2009 15:09 - Singapore

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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You deserved it 59 722

By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By brokeandhungry - 04/07/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks tent I work in. After she and her family left, I went and used my foot to smooth out the mound she'd made. In doing so, I discovered that she wasn't digging, she was burying. She'd pooped. FML

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Go for it, Susan!

By NotHungryAnymore - 01/03/2016 15:46 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boss is now so comfortable with me that she doesn't even try to hide the fact that she goes digging for gold in her nose through every conversation we have. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML

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You deserved it 4 647

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By Qoqo - 14/08/2021 22:01

Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML

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You deserved it 94

By Countdown has begun - 16/05/2019 12:58

Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML

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By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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You deserved it 1 668

By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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You deserved it 3 336

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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You deserved it 6 356

KBeatz 5

Thursday 12 July 2012 12:02

Join her, the value of gold only keeps rising!

j4gerb0mblitz 6

Thursday 12 July 2012 12:04

Well you came for the booty didn't you?

Comments

Dallasluver19 14

Thursday 12 July 2012 20:27

At least she wasn't digging for gold the first way.

missalice0306 19

Thursday 12 July 2012 21:00

Well you chose to date her

RokNRoll11 9

Thursday 12 July 2012 21:06

Geez the Minecraft mindset is affecting everyone

I_dont_exist 5

Thursday 12 July 2012 21:22

at least Shes working torwards ur future

awesomeAlexx0 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 21:34

Like outside or her ass?

UnjustifiedClaim 15

Thursday 12 July 2012 22:16

Man, she's a gold digger, walk out while you still have both of your shoes! Not serious, of course. She's clearly a keeper.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 12 July 2012 22:28

Why didn't you help her?

PhishloverA 14

Thursday 12 July 2012 23:09

When she saw you did she say "Oh I found some!"?

MuseFan1991 14

Thursday 12 July 2012 23:36

maybe she'd just found out that there was a chance of finding gold in the area? maybe she was just bored? either way, i dont see how your life is ******