Love, School and Music: Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class....

By jayden5 - 15/05/2009 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 16:44 - United States - Rome

Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML

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By worried - 16/08/2011 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML

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Hush

By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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By nevaagain - 19/08/2016 20:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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manoverboard 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:57

...oh, I love that song. It's by the I Don't Give A *****.

turtlellama 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:40

"Today, a cute guy told me to leave him alone. I stupidly didn't realize what he was saying. FML"

Comments

Crazi_Me 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:37

Hmm sorry but that does suck pretty bad. Although I must ask, what would make you think thats an actual song and he wasnt just telling you to leave him alone.

zach055 23

Tuesday 30 March 2010 20:29

ydi for being an idiot

danyfuckinheatle 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 7:26

************ is a great alternative to sex.

ilovemusic0205 7

Saturday 3 December 2011 5:37

Leave me Alone by Michael Jackson. Nuf said.

accidentalsheep 24

Tuesday 17 March 2015 5:35

Leave Me Alone - Alexander Rybak ^^

genius_man16 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:11

Epic Fail. I can't believe you didn't pick up on it.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:24

Cold. If you don't want to chat someone up, you answer the question and any follow-up questions plainly so it kills the conversation attempt, presuming the person doesn't relentlessly persist. That guy was a prick.

RebeccaRFT 18

Monday 15 June 2015 1:11

Well I think that guy just didn't want to be polite to a creepy girl. Most people will politely play along but he made it clear he was uncomfortable. He wasn't rude about it he just stated he didn't want to speak, which is what most people claim to want to be told. He isn't a jerk for telling her to leave him alone.

Big_Blue_Sumthin 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:40

Props to him for being straight up but I feel bad you didn't pick up on this obvious social clue. You should have said "Oh. Well mine's 'What's jammed up your ass?' by The Guy in Choir's a Fuckhead. Heard of them?" Then turned around.

cookydough28 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 20:18

win!

freshest 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 8:39

your name is jayden? so are you a guy? if so this makes more sense, guys don't like to be hit on by other guys.

ipod_addict 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:09

Good use of your resources. It clearly shows that OP is a girl

laura171717 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 9:51

that's harsh but you kind of deserve it just for not realizing he obviously meant leave him alone lol sorry though

24788 6

Saturday 16 May 2009 10:09

lol, that's kind of funny, but harsh.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 10:22

that is really hilarious. this made my day.

itsnotfair 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 10:25

perhaps he's actually gay. considering he's in choir. don't feel too bad (oh now i'm just waiting for the politically correct people here to call me out on this comment, it's mere speculation, i used to be a music major and 99 percent of the male singers were gay)