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By anidiotskeeper - 12/07/2012 06:03 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML

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By carmelita - 16/07/2009 15:09 - Singapore

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By brokeandhungry - 04/07/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks tent I work in. After she and her family left, I went and used my foot to smooth out the mound she'd made. In doing so, I discovered that she wasn't digging, she was burying. She'd pooped. FML

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Go for it, Susan!

By NotHungryAnymore - 01/03/2016 15:46 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boss is now so comfortable with me that she doesn't even try to hide the fact that she goes digging for gold in her nose through every conversation we have. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML

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My precious

By Qoqo - 14/08/2021 22:01

Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML

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You deserved it 94

By Countdown has begun - 16/05/2019 12:58

Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML

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By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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You deserved it 3 336

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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You deserved it 6 356

KBeatz 5

Thursday 12 July 2012 12:02

Join her, the value of gold only keeps rising!

j4gerb0mblitz 6

Thursday 12 July 2012 12:04

Well you came for the booty didn't you?

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AwsumShyGuy 12

Thursday 12 July 2012 15:12

Get rich of die trying.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 12 July 2012 15:25

I hear Jimmy Hoffa had some gold in his pockets.

Keoaratr 9

Thursday 12 July 2012 15:40

And, did she find any?

LochnessaMonster 1

Thursday 12 July 2012 15:42

lol keeper.

Fmlsea 28

Thursday 12 July 2012 15:52

puts a new meaning into gold digger , least she would be digging from her own yard . no clean up for you haha.

unknown_user5566 26

Thursday 12 July 2012 16:00

To be fair OP, she is probably looking for gold since she left all her new clothes on the train.

Sandman578737 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 16:11

I hope she has blue prints cause if not you will be in a shitty situation when she hits the septic tank

aileen15 15

Thursday 12 July 2012 16:26

lmao she's a keeper

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 12 July 2012 16:57

I bet you won't say anything if she finds some.

googleguy123 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 17:31

Well when she finds some, you're going to be sorry

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Dig it

Same thing different taste

Go for it, Susan!

My precious

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