Love: Dig it

Dig it

By anidiotskeeper - 12/07/2012 06:03 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 506

You deserved it 3 076

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By carmelita - 16/07/2009 15:09 - Singapore

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 775

You deserved it 59 722

By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 957

You deserved it 89 284

By brokeandhungry - 04/07/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks tent I work in. After she and her family left, I went and used my foot to smooth out the mound she'd made. In doing so, I discovered that she wasn't digging, she was burying. She'd pooped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 224

You deserved it 4 791

Go for it, Susan!

By NotHungryAnymore - 01/03/2016 15:46 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boss is now so comfortable with me that she doesn't even try to hide the fact that she goes digging for gold in her nose through every conversation we have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 810

You deserved it 1 359

By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 341

You deserved it 4 647

My precious

By Qoqo - 14/08/2021 22:01

Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 045

You deserved it 94

By Countdown has begun - 16/05/2019 12:58

Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 996

You deserved it 221

By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 680

You deserved it 1 668

By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 768

You deserved it 3 336

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 531

You deserved it 6 356

KBeatz 5

Thursday 12 July 2012 12:02

Join her, the value of gold only keeps rising!

j4gerb0mblitz 6

Thursday 12 July 2012 12:04

Well you came for the booty didn't you?

Comments

beastwill64 16

Thursday 12 July 2012 13:31

At least she wasnt picking her nose

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Thursday 12 July 2012 13:53

Someones stuck in credit card debt?

rooney0710 5

Thursday 12 July 2012 13:53

Don't just stand there. Grab a shovel and help!

mercsl65 7

Thursday 12 July 2012 13:57

she's a keeper. for real. she's got a good work ethic. and she's obviously gullible

Steve95401 49

Thursday 12 July 2012 13:57

I need to redo my backyard. She can come to my house and dig all she wants.

OffTop 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 14:01

GothicAngel17<- yup

miserypoison 13

Thursday 12 July 2012 14:02

Don't find it as a problem, there have been reports people find money or prized possessions left long ago.

AidenSurvival 7

Thursday 12 July 2012 14:10

I hear leprechaun's grow from the ground now. ...$10 bucks says she'll strike a gas pipe.

Listerinekiss_fml 7

Thursday 12 July 2012 14:41

Agreed, stop complaining op and pick up a shovel because there are a hell of a lot more things that you could have caught your girlfriend doing this isn't even bad