Diets suck

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Manhattan

Today, it's the fourth day of my new diet. I told my friends and family to watch me every time I eat to make sure it's healthy. I got so desperate that I hid some chocolates in my pocket then scarfed them down while pooping. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 186
You deserved it 50 335

Top comments

jonnied23 20

Don't do something if you're not dedicated to it

Comments

yeah, doesnt mean the actual wiping action was simultaneous/followed by eating. I highly doubt OP, though she has unhealthy habits, would stoop to the level of ignoring the harmful e.coli

browniey 11

Setting your goal straight might help, think about why you want to lose that weight first.

I am a non-believer in diets. Unless someone plans to cut a certain food out of his/her entire life, I do not understand why people will diet. Rather than not eating something, you can always cut down the portions and the amount you intake on daily basis. That way you do not feel guilty for satisfying your taste buds or cravings.

Don't shit where you eat. Or is it don't eat where you shit?

You should first do a 2 day cleansing OP you have to eat only proteins for just two days it helped me a hell of a lot when I was on a diet :)

OP you also have to drink at least eight cups of water a day water actually melts your stored fat so drink a lot of water and good luck with you diet I hope you lose all the weight you want to lose

Hope it was dark chocolate...that's healthy....

FFS are you a small child? This is pathetic!