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By inheritance - 05/05/2015 14:44 - Denmark - Lyngby

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Sure, but not yet." As we've been together for five years, I was a bit confused, but she cleared that up with, "Not until your dad has died, I don't want him to ruin my wedding with a bad toast." FML
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bettyc4 26

Encouraging a family member's death?! Ditch the Bitch!

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qdawg06 23

That is straight ****** up.

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Kitty_Kat44 31

Possibly so. But for her waiting to marry him until his dad dies doesn't sound like a good relationship.

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Exaspera 54

One never knows with potential in-laws. ;-)

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AdamPractical 18

Who just thinks "I'm going to tell my boyfriend I want one of his most important family members to die." And then think that's a good idea?

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darkflame1516 13

Wow. What a bitch

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Jennandco 25

Great opportunity to sort out the new family before the wedding? Don't dump her, that's too abrupt, but this needs sorting before that kind of commitment

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Ichiya 29

She would have 5 minutes to get into the nearest cab before I couldn't hold back my distaste for her comment and decked her.

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Noreason89 6

#58 you sound like a very sensible person

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Ichiya 29

I gave her both a warning and plenty of time to leave. It is not my fault if she neglected to listen. I have a very low tolerance for stupidity and in large doses I can become violent.

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starile 19

#73 While I see why you're saying that, the domestic abuse would only land OP in jail and she'll only wind up thinking him as the asshole without seeing her own fault.

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Weiss_Schnee 14

Are you sure it's not a jokey way of saying yes?

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