Animals: Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly,...

By pacificbeach - 02/03/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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Parting shit

By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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Stinky neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 22:01

Today, I came home to a terrible smell in the apartment. Three hours, and a scoured kitchen later, I took the trash out. The smell was not my apartment, but from just across the alley; a neighbor had moved and emptied their fridge. Six more days of sunned milk until pickup. FML

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Roommate from hell

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 10:57 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

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Give it back

By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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caward96 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:02

that seriously sucks. but you deserved it because who the hell doesnt realize when they havent seen their cat?

frankoisdarkel 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:06

you should not be a pet owner, sorry. and it's just karma- be selfish and it'll come back and bite you on the ass

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caward96 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:02

that seriously sucks. but you deserved it because who the hell doesnt realize when they havent seen their cat?

coreywh 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 10:56

animal haters cats r loving creatures not just to let die gosh u fail at owning pets

metal8214 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 19:16

they don't even know their toes are missing...

Cjw1220 0

Monday 25 October 2010 1:34

91 is mormon.

nahgemsoohc 0

Monday 14 November 2011 10:41

If they're so inconsiderate as to leave their roommates to clean up the stench, I guess it goes to show what kind of people they are

Tyrax 16

Tuesday 6 September 2016 8:11

Seriously, if I haven't seen my cat for a day, I'm looking and asking the other people in the house.

frankoisdarkel 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:06

you should not be a pet owner, sorry. and it's just karma- be selfish and it'll come back and bite you on the ass

cerulean_rules 2

Friday 10 December 2010 2:21

Agreed who the hell would be so selfish as to neglect an animal that depends on you. OP is an idiot.

faithlee 13

Sunday 30 October 2011 13:43

What the ****

I_lost_the_game 25

Saturday 28 January 2012 16:11

98: so... You kill cats for fun? Is that what you mean or am I misunderstanding?

bernardbrown 7

Monday 10 December 2012 12:56

Someone's a psychotic bastard. @98

neonoodle 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:07

I hope this is made up.

miSSy_tOri 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:12

thats mean . you deserve to have your apartment stink!

marris 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:20

If this is even partially true you belong in a mental institution.

Cecona 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:22

That's horrible! How can you not notice your cat is missing? I would definitely notice if my cat went missing because I love my cat.

resonatesbliss 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:26

uhhhh wowwwww. poor cat.

jesusjr 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:28

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virgin4life 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:30

YOU KNOW WHAT I SUPPORT YOU YOGURTLAND IS SO DANK ESPECIALLY THE ONE IN PB!

greenman_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:45

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lemonypower 6

Wednesday 3 November 2010 3:48

Team Dog!!! I don't approve of this fml even though I hate cats forgetting about them is f'd up because they love u and trust u.YDI

morgs1 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 11:59

I loove dogs! I have a German shepherd and she's adorable and loyal and cats are annoying and lazy

faithlee 13

Sunday 30 October 2011 13:46

Are you kidding me? I'm sure lots of people will have that to say about you when you die.

EvilCupcake8361 9

Saturday 12 November 2011 18:38

*watches cats are way better comments unfold*

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