Love: Delayed

Delayed

By inheritance - 05/05/2015 14:44 - Denmark - Lyngby

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Sure, but not yet." As we've been together for five years, I was a bit confused, but she cleared that up with, "Not until your dad has died, I don't want him to ruin my wedding with a bad toast." FML

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By notready - 15/10/2013 06:49 - Australia

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 05:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I told my boyfriend of ten months that I'm not ready for marriage. A few hours later he proposed at my grandma's 85th birthday party. She cried when I said no. FML

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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

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Hope springs eternal

By Anonymous - 13/06/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend rejected my proposal, claiming she refuses to get married until she finally finds her dad, so he can walk her down the aisle. Babe, he walked out when you were 7 and hasn't been seen or contacted you since. Just say you don't wanna marry me so we can both move on. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 07:19 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said "But seriously... no." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 09:17

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

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By Badam - 30/03/2013 01:29 - France - Geaune

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML

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By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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bettyc4 26

Tuesday 5 May 2015 18:44

Encouraging a family member's death?! Ditch the Bitch!

JPayneBro 9

Tuesday 5 May 2015 18:45

Agreed! Ditch. That. Bitch.

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kxannahh 13

Wednesday 6 May 2015 7:48

Dump a bitch

CandyApple88 13

Wednesday 6 May 2015 7:55

She is worried about a bad toast? I say she is a control freak, and will take complete control of everything, if she has not already started on that. I could understand if a parent was a danger to other people but in that case you would just ensure they didn't attend. But for a bad toast? Find a normal girl.

gabriel57 4

Wednesday 6 May 2015 13:33

on the bright side, she DOES want to but... hey its a woman and she wants the "most important" day of her life to be perfect. good luck!

bluefairy_fml 24

Wednesday 6 May 2015 14:24

Don't be a jerk and generalize. She didn't say that because "she's a woman", she said that because she's insensitive, narcissistic and thinks the world revolves around her. Not all women are like that.

S_Gnu 17

Wednesday 6 May 2015 16:50

OP is from Denmark. I mean, haven't you all read Hamlet? Murdering one's extended family is like a national pasttime there.

tlnorman 18

Thursday 7 May 2015 22:29

Please don't say that, Hamlet was written by Shakespeare, an English play write. Danish people aren't all fictitious characters, written over 500 years ago.

marney7559 6

Wednesday 6 May 2015 18:03

How old is SHE?

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 6 May 2015 18:14

****, sounds like you picked a real fine winner there.

KyleLord_ 9

Thursday 7 May 2015 3:53

Wow, that's terrible.

devi_916 39

Thursday 7 May 2015 7:39

Maybe I took this so seriously because my dad was my best friend and he'll never see me get married because he is already dead. Joking or not, that's incredibly rude and unacceptable to me. Some people said, "What if the dad's a dick?" Maybe he is, but maybe he's nice and really likes and cares for op's girlfriend. That doesn't matter because it's still a bitchy thing to say. Talk to her before you decide to break it off or not, because she still might not have been serious.