Love: Delayed

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By inheritance - 05/05/2015 14:44 - Denmark - Lyngby

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Sure, but not yet." As we've been together for five years, I was a bit confused, but she cleared that up with, "Not until your dad has died, I don't want him to ruin my wedding with a bad toast." FML

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By notready - 15/10/2013 06:49 - Australia

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

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You deserved it 6 793

By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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You deserved it 4 266

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML

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You deserved it 143

By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 05:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I told my boyfriend of ten months that I'm not ready for marriage. A few hours later he proposed at my grandma's 85th birthday party. She cried when I said no. FML

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You deserved it 11 645

By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

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You deserved it 6 341

Hope springs eternal

By Anonymous - 13/06/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend rejected my proposal, claiming she refuses to get married until she finally finds her dad, so he can walk her down the aisle. Babe, he walked out when you were 7 and hasn't been seen or contacted you since. Just say you don't wanna marry me so we can both move on. FML

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You deserved it 157

By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 07:19 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said "But seriously... no." FML

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You deserved it 1 904

By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 09:17

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

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You deserved it 12 170

By Badam - 30/03/2013 01:29 - France - Geaune

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML

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You deserved it 4 091

By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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You deserved it 4 657

bettyc4 26

Tuesday 5 May 2015 18:44

Encouraging a family member's death?! Ditch the Bitch!

JPayneBro 9

Tuesday 5 May 2015 18:45

Agreed! Ditch. That. Bitch.

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RealSuperSand 21

Friday 8 May 2015 0:27

What a bitch. Dump her ass op.

mindyb99 6

Friday 8 May 2015 5:30

Damn, is your dad that bad or is your girlfriend totally screwed up?

jettheawesome 7

Friday 8 May 2015 5:54

Honestly, that's important in a relationship.

LadyVictoria026 3

Saturday 9 May 2015 2:37

probably should find another fiance dude!

Chrisis_Geodude 9

Saturday 9 May 2015 8:38

So you're not getting married right?

jhoe89 13

Saturday 9 May 2015 20:02

take it back ! don't marry that bitch

Dekode 5

Sunday 10 May 2015 23:02

Drop her ass

AshBashMash420 4

Wednesday 13 May 2015 6:12

Please tell me she was joking

TheAverageAndrew 12

Friday 22 May 2015 5:36

geez.

LoamierGhost 6

Sunday 24 May 2015 3:52

Sounds like you got quite a catch there.

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