Money and Love: Dammit

Dammit

By Lvdkinda - 18/06/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said, "As long as it's not a spa day. That would suck, I'd never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2021 11:00

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML

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By Amberizzle - 26/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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By shouldveknown - 27/01/2011 20:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML

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Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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By letdown13 - 03/04/2013 16:50 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 12:48 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping, I got excited thinking he had organized a surprise party or something. He actually just took me grocery shopping. FML

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Friday 19 June 2009 1:44

FYL for already paying for it, but YDI for not knowing what he likes.

SweetieLish 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:44

Take your best friend and get him something else and just don't tell him about your original idea. It's not that big of a deal. P.S. You'd think after 3 years you'd know if he liked spa days or not.

Comments

1nicent1 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:15

You've been dating him for 3 years and you don't know what he likes... FAIL!! YDI

Agrajagged 3

Friday 19 June 2009 5:17

The comments are heavily in YDI favour, yet the ratio is nearly 2:1 FYL. What the eff

NELU_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:20

Know what, take him to the spa, but wrap up the day with a great ******** or something; that way, u both are happy by the end of the day.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Friday 19 June 2009 5:27

They are saying her life is ****** because they know the bf is going to dump her soon for a) giving such a bogus gift or b) being so self-centered she thinks a guy would enjoy that.

e11e 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:28

who the heck wouldn't like going to a spa?! I'll go with you ;)

SirAwesome 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:28

YDI for buying what you want for yourself and trying to make it his anniversary present. What kind of man wants a spa day anyway? I mean, maybe if it was all metrosexual or something, but you've known him for three years, so you probably can't even use that excuse.

eddy7 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:29

i doubt any guy would like to go to the spa. lets think a little shall we?

AshleyRose784 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:30

You didn't know he's not into the spa and you've been together 3 years?

neverland_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:31

You're stupid. Any good woman knows men never want anything like spa days or girly bullshit. I'm a girl and I know this well. Next time, anything you want to do, do the opposite and your boyfriend will like it. YDI for being selfish and thinking only of what stupid preppy girls would want.

Suckstbeyou 0

Friday 19 June 2009 5:32

i thought those kind of presents were for women! don't men like material things they can keep? I do. but if I had a girl buying me things I'd be grateful no matter what.