Cuddle time

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 08:51 - Australia - Donvale

Today, my roommate, who happens to be a writer, got so pissed off at his editor that he got drunk, wrapped his arms around my waist, and only stopped when I agreed to spoon him. This is not the first time this has happened either. FML
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jayray313 21

Sounds like your roommate has a crush on you. He only acts on it when the alcohol lowers his inhibitions.

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pizzzah 9

and thats why he dropped out of college and changed his book to 'A Brief History as Ass'

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rdenkewicz 11

Dude, sleep face up!

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staroftexas9 3

Had you put a stop to it the first time there wouldn't be a second time. YDI

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limabeans101029 20

It's not always that easy to just "put a stop to it". That's like saying to a rape victim "If you'd put a stop to it, it wouldn't have happened". (Obviously that's on a much bigger scale but you get my point).

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Zebediabolical 39

I think its more like telling a rape victim 'you should have called the police the first time then he probably wouldn't have done it the second time.'

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LegendaryMant 4

You guys may be looking at this situation all wrong... Often there is a fine line between genius and insanity. Since what the roommate did sounds batshit crazy - he could possibly be an incredible writer. If he goes down in history then op gets to share a strange little piece of that history. ...That or he is actually batshit crazy.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Flag on the play, yellow card, red card whatever the penalty is called this is a violation.

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TheCerealKiller 24

Bromance? I spoon my friends all the time. Then again, I'm a girl.

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djinnyf 12

Controlling, creepy and even rapey.... Ruuuun!

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