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#35, interesting. I've always let girls who watch my naked Zumba routines to amass date credits. They need them for calculating anniversaries and when it's time for me to put out.

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#12: I think the OP is posting a FML about the situation itself. No indication was given about the attractiveness of the guy. Not that it would matter anyway. Looks aren't everything.

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I hate when people say looks don't matter. If they don't matter to YOU, then great, date whoever you want. But it does matter to some people, man. I don't need someone who looks like Beyonce, but I would like to date someone that I at least find relatively attractive. I think physical attraction IS important.

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Not only just looks-- You can also be attracted to someone's personality or humour and in some cases their money. jk Not for nothing, you usually need some type of attraction or you'll probably just be friends and nothing more.

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So that's where I'm going wrong. I actually need to make eye contact with the people. I must be careful with this new power. I don't want just anyone to think I flirting with them.

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This comment did not belong here. Something happened after I hit validate, and I took too long looking for my reply to change it. My apologies.

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But my aunt's yoga instructor's dog groomer's gynecologists' Buddhist priest's best friend's janitor's monkey said gossip has a lot of power. But like you, I never listen to gossip.

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Or smiling and saying hi? If you have smiled at him you clearly were signalling that you wanted to date him! Nothing to do with just being a nice polite person.

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Maybe that's why I'm forever alone. I make eye contact with people, but for some reason they always run away. Maybe it's because I think eye contact is a primal challenge and go for their throats?

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