Crispy

By ouch - 20/12/2011 12:46 - Australia

Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML
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upyourzlolz 11

Beats me. That FML is especially easy to reference. Just relate it to anything masturbation related. Though I'm quite surprised that I could reference it to an FML like this.

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blazingdaily 3

I guess you didn't read the FML #11 was relating to...

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MikeDa1Da 14

If you read further into said FML, it states that OP's boyfriend used her $90 moisturizer as lube. That is what made it an FML.

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twinny_sc 13

That's so bad I can't even think of anything funny/sarcastic to say. FYL op.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Well, just tell the story of your pic...

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crymore007 11

Everytime I see a comment like this I check to see if it's "every1luvsboners" (sorry if I ****** up his name) it's not? ok I still have faith in humanity.

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MaaaanWTF 1

Sorry to hear that. That is NOT a funny situation at all. It baffles me how some side effects are worse than the symptoms the medication is trying to treat.

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iam_yummylicious 12

Side effects are worth it sometimes. You just have to cope with them as best as you can. These side effects make me think of accutane which causes severe dryness. Anal fissuring can result. My best friend was on accutane for 6 months earlier this year. He had severe acne and nothing else worked. His face was completely clear in 5 months on accutane. So he dealt with the eczema, severely dry lips, nose bleeds, back pains, and other stuff. IMO, a small price to pay to be rid of acne. Anyway, good luck OP. I'm sure everything will get better.

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smartman136 8

Welcome to modern medicine. The medicine makes you forget about your sinus drainage by giving you a swolen face. True story

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fishface517 10

Oh so sorry :* that must be hell. Go back to the doctor and complain.

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ImSoSloth 0

because that will make his symptoms go away.....

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fishface517 10

Complaining could get a patient an alternative medication, ergo there may be less severe alternative side effects.

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upyourzlolz 11

Also being the most annoying patient ever. Read Doc's blog. He'll tell you how much he hates people like that.

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tootsie68 22

take skin medicine or visit a dermatologist

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kile88 2

They probably are on skin medicine :/ that's what's giving them the dryness

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mommapanda 0

First, MORE FLUIDS!!! - specifically water. Caffinated and sugary drinks, even juices, will add to the dehydration. Second, moisturizer, and apply often. Diaper rash ointments may also help the bathroom situation. Third, talk to your doctor and see what alternative medication that you could switch to without such an unpleasant side effect. Lastly, my sympathies to you, OP.

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flockz 19

it sounds like your options are all dried up.

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