Crispy

By ouch - 20/12/2011 12:46 - Australia

Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML
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bubo_fml 10

Try chapstick? If that doesn't work, try rehydrating your bum w/ water & a turkey baster? (Mind you, I'm not licensed to practice medicine...Just in case you were wondering...)

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SwtCherryPie 26

Just using water itself will make the problem worse. When you have chapped lips and lick them it dries it out worse when its done. Wash your hands too much it dried your hands out. If you kept rinsing your bum it would feel good Im sure until it was dry, then, it would be worse and thus start a vicious cycle of keeping your bum constantly moist or staying in a worse state of bum pain.

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brittneyohh 5

What kind of horrible person would said the OP deserves this?

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dragonlord354 4

wait, which lips are split?

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luckysevens77 3

What kind of meds does something like that? Ouch!

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fishface517 10

Complaining to the doctor may get them on an alternative medication if one existed. An alternative medication may have less severe side effects.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

I'm sorry. I meant to capitalize on that but my iPod died right as I was about to edit. Although it seems extremely painful (which I'm sorry about by the way) something about it made me chuckle on the inside. Sorry if I offend anybody.

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