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By ouch - 20/12/2011 12:46 - Australia

Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML
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FYLDeep 25

What kind of goofy-ass drug comes with a side effect like that?

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upyourzlolz 11

Hopefully not Viagra, because then I'm ******.

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FYLDeep 25

Your dick becomes so incredibly hard that it just splits open from too much blood flow?

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upyourzlolz 11

Something along those line. Thus, the first male-period occurred. Not even Doc could fix me.

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flockz 19

wait, men aren't supposed to get periods?

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Tritanx 12

A nodular acne medication called accutane

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swinglifeaway123 8

My deepest sympathies :/ That sounds like hell

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G0v3nat0r 7

Hmmm, I wonder which set of lips she is referring too... Yes this was a bad joke

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s1ckpup 0

and all that happenend... In a split second... Ahaha

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kaykay20 0

Try baby oil and unscented hydrating lotion for sever dry skin. Cracked foot cream is good on dry skin anywhere though doesn't smell the best. For that sensitive area petroleum jelly like vaseline works well as a skin protectant.

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tennisrapper1 14

Imagining someone taking a shit like that is very uncomforting XD

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not_an_indigo 3

Sounds like Accutane! Best thing to do is drink more water, and also include more healthy oils and fats in your diet. A stool softener will make things more comfortable too.

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FYLDeep 25

I just googled Accutane and it sounds like some nasty shit. I don't know how bad your acne would have to be to make it worth it to take that drug. Sounds to me that there's always going to be a little bit of an adverse reaction when taking this stuff.

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ballerinaaub 17

I hear your not even supposed to eat fatty foods with accutane, my friend took it and the doctor told him no fatty foods at all or else it may not work 100%! But FYL OP.

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wittygirl 8

You poor thing.. Have you tried to apply like vasoline to help with the dry skin down there?

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kumogata 0

I know that feel bro. Accutane?

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cBlackout 13

Time for some chap stick on your asshole.

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