Health: Crispy

Crispy

By ouch - 20/12/2011 12:46 - Australia

Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML

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By hannah - 30/09/2023 04:00

Today, someone held me down and rubbed ChapStick all over my lips. I have a condition which requires medicinal balm, otherwise my lips crack and bleed, and ChapStick makes it worse. I’m still waiting on the balm to arrive. FML

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By pizzaface - 27/07/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I discovered that of the three medicines I now have to take, all three of them have acne as a side effect. When acne is a side effect, I am 100% guaranteed to get it. FML

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By stinky car - 16/08/2013 03:18 - United States - Bessemer

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 16:47 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I had so much skin peeling off my lips that it got caught in my fork as I was eating. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML

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By Ow ow owwww - 15/08/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, I have what is probably a cold sore on my upper lip. I also have a mustache, which keeps rubbing against it. Because of this, no matter what I do, it stings. The next few days are fixing to be very, very long and miserable. FML

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By Rawrssa - 13/03/2011 05:52 - United States

Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML

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By JoJo - 17/10/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I realized that acne is a major side effect of a medication I'm taking. The medication is to help me with my anxiety. The acne is creating more anxiety. And the more anxious I get, the more meds I need. And the more my face breaks out. FML

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By sdfg - 12/12/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I was written up at work for not smiling. It’s winter, therefore smiling will cause my lips to crack and bleed. I drink 8 glasses of water a day. FML

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By Oh man, it itches - 27/05/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I finally got prescribed something for my skin problems. The good news: It works really well. The bad news: When the doctor said one of the potential side effects was a "horrible rash," she really meant it when she said, "horrible." I swear to God, I was about to rip my chest open, due to it itching so hard. FML

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moop256 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:44

Not even a joke try some Vaseline.

upyourzlolz 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:47

I guess you need that $90 moisturizer.

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katydid91 31

Wednesday 21 December 2011 14:45

FYL, OP. Though in all seriousness call your doctor because cracks on/in the backside are at serious risk for infection!

cougar41 8

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:51

You should take evening primrose capsules this helps moisturizer skin from inside also use bio oil in your bath and moisturizer with bio oil too

Liquidknight 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:42

Put some Chapstick on it haha

charmed1125 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:12

Stop taking accutane

HunterAlpha1 8

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:53

it sounds to me like you need to stop taking the meds immediately and see your doctor.

CurlyQute 17

Sunday 25 December 2011 6:41

Moisturizer?....

tommiwcc 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 2:18

Coconut oil is a much better and natural solution...

wazupsuckaa 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 15:10

I heard that flaxseeds can help moisturize and soften skin, due to the Omega 3 Fatty Acids!

A7X2012 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 12:03

Wheres the chapstick!!!!

BROOKE789877 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 5:57

u must be taking Acutain, feel the pain in the lips and face to idk what the tush thing is must be something different

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