Crank

By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 04:11 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, I realized that I'm so lonely I can no longer whack off without bursting into tears and crying like a little bitch. FML
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phantumgrey 6

Watch **** and then you'll be in an orgy. No more forever alone

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horrorfield 6

That happens to me too :( except I AM a little bitch. Probably why I'm lonely..

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Strawman3rd 0

I guess I'm next in line, sad thing is I'm attractive and in a relationship smh. Been in a relationship for 6months and I haven't had sex in over a year

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andrekrivo 20

why not try talking to a random person? it's not like you have anything to lose, right?

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legendxs 20

Then stop being a little bitch and go outside and actually find someone to have sex with.

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Threedog0214 6

I uhh I am in the same boat ahh it's truly sad.

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One_Way 43

It happens to the best of us, at times. Things will get better. Hopefully by now they already have.

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ftpallday666 16

Don’t worry man we’ve all been there

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