Cranking

By Anonymous - 21/05/2023 03:00 - United States - Corvallis

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Today, I cried while masturbating because I genuinely couldn't think of a single person that would fuck me in real life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 958
You deserved it 340
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BurnInDemonFire 33

Hey, no one will **** me either, but on the plus side Tears of the Kingdom is out now and it's amazing.

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RichardPencil 30

Go to a bar at closing time. Surely, there will be at least one dude who's so drunk and disappointed that they'd settle for you. Glad I could help.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Hey, no one will **** me either, but on the plus side Tears of the Kingdom is out now and it's amazing.

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Razath 17

Now we just need another Tears-quality game once every three months or so and we should be set forever ;)

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BurnInDemonFire 33

God invented cocaine for the years in between.

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RichardPencil 30

Go to a bar at closing time. Surely, there will be at least one dude who's so drunk and disappointed that they'd settle for you. Glad I could help.

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tiptoppc 19

You assume they are male and/or what their orientation is. You could’ve made a better sarcastic comment, much line I assume you have low IQ, but can’t prove it since all I’m basing it off is the knuckle-dragging comments you sometimes make. Before anyone gets upset, i’m just razzing on him. This post isn’t a serious SJW-type post, just bad attempts at humor

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