Crank

By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 04:11 - United States - Houston

Spicy
Today, I realized that I'm so lonely I can no longer whack off without bursting into tears and crying like a little bitch. FML
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phantumgrey 6

Watch **** and then you'll be in an orgy. No more forever alone

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horrorfield 6

That happens to me too :( except I AM a little bitch. Probably why I'm lonely..

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ninjacow123 6

Get some confidence. Then you will get women

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Epikouros 31

And where do you expect him to buy confidence? In a liquor store?

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jedawi 13

Sorry bro. It means its time for a change and hey the only way is up from where you are. Good luck!

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akiahara 14

Tears don't make the best lubricant.

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coldsteelstu 4

that probably explains why your alone.

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agentaquamarine 4

Now, now. Wouldn't want OP to have a legitimate reason to hate himself, would we?

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