Food, Injury, Ironic and Health: Clumsy

Clumsy

By IHateBagels - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML

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kgb121 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:32

how did you manage to cut the back of your hand? were you using it as a cutting board?

xjbearx 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:37

wow, sorry but that's really a blond moment. and yeah, if you somehow managed to slice the BACK of your hand, maybe you shouldn't be using a knife...

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jaded110 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:39

Owwww. I've nicked my fingers before, but I've never sliced my hand.

DanceOnTheEdge 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:52

hahahah. #35.

such_is_life_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:54

LAWWWWL!!

JeanNe91 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:05

congratulations. you won the Dumbass of the Day award.

my_life_sucks_17 1

Monday 23 March 2009 3:34

LMFAO #11 :P u probably mean more along the lines of jasper :P edward can control himself... lol

yer8899 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:35

the oldest excuse in the book, emo

bobsocool 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:57

When I first read it I thought you said the back of your head and was wondering how the hell did that happen woops.

jcue13 0

Monday 23 March 2009 4:26

hahaha.. i love this kind of FMLs.. LMFAOL...

jcue13 0

Monday 23 March 2009 4:29

it doesnt matter how you did it.. its great the way it is.. no needs of explainations.. lol

pudgypaw 0

Monday 23 March 2009 5:16

did #11 HAVE to go there? my left temporal hurts

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