Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
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perdix 29

You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."

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dudette2 9

How did you act like you didn't notice? How does that even work? "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I'm not noticing your hard on in my mothers mouth 'cause I'm too busy looking for a towel" What??

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FFML_314 11

I just can't get over the fact that you didn't immediately exit the room. Was that the only towel you own?

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ladyluck82 9

52 - I AGREE!! WTF?!? What?! You guys only have ONE towel in the house & you needed one SO BAD that it resorted to you walking in to your parents room while they were playing seytime and then you STILL stay there AND ask for (apparently the ONE & ONLY towel in the house)?!?!?!! This is just sick on so many levels!!! Oh and I say FY PARENTS LIFE for having a dumb enough child to walk in on them while they're trying to enjoy themselves (even though we hate to admit it) we KNOW most of our parents **GULP, GASP** still do these things. So let them be! AND....sorry but FY DADS life for the simple fact that mom doesn't swallow! Poor man! **SMH** Swallowing is the only way to go...there's no mess to clean up afterwards! ;-) lol

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FFML_314 11

94, while it's nice to see that you agree with me. I don't share your enthusiasm. It's good to see that you're one happy little shit though. :]

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ladyluck82 9

97 - Lol how am I enthusiastic? haha! And thanks for calling me "one happy LITTLE shit"...feels good for the simple fact that I'm damn near 30! :-/ lol

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seeexyjessy 0

How could yu act like you hadnt seen anything? i wouldaa been scarred for life! ewhh i cant even imagineee...=l

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seeexyjessy 0

How could yu act like you hadnt seen anything? i wouldaa been scarred for life! ewhh i cant even imagineee...=l

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seeexyjessy 0

How could yu act like you hadnt seen anything? i wouldaa been scarred for life! ewhh i cant even imagineee...=l

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aclosecall 0

how did you get in there before me by cutting in line

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RomanBeauty 0

why the hell did you keep walking into that room?

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BadKitty13 28

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ! Can't ever get the visual out of your mind ??? yer scarred for life.

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