Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
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perdix 29

You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."

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dudette2 9

How did you act like you didn't notice? How does that even work? "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I'm not noticing your hard on in my mothers mouth 'cause I'm too busy looking for a towel" What??

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sallen0046 4

YDI for walking into your parents room without knocking or announcing yourself, and for just standing there like a moron asking ridiculous questions. Adults have sexual relationships, you should be well aware of this.

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angely_fml 4

what would you do if your mom kissed you goodnight right affter she gave tour dad a *******?

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septor82 0

#41 sounds like you talking from experience.

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SarevokRob 1

I think you set yourself up for that one! lol

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UpYoursInAdvance 0

Your parents are some alright folks to me...

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ShadowPunkChick 1

Why would you not just turn around and leave?

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dynky 3

ydi for trying to start a conversation with your parents when they're in the middle of oral sex.

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Sparkiee93 3

WHY would you stay in the room? Do you like sexually awkward moments with your parents? Pervert.

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aRm95 0

now you'll probably not want mom to kiss you on the cheek. hopefully*

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igloo777 0

WHY THE F**K DID U STAY IN THE ROOM???!!!!

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