Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
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perdix 29

You should have swiped the towel and ran away yelling, "Swallow, bitch!" Also, your dad must be hung like a flea for your mom not to say, "Naw, wah wah (gag) wah wah wah."

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dudette2 9

How did you act like you didn't notice? How does that even work? "Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I'm not noticing your hard on in my mothers mouth 'cause I'm too busy looking for a towel" What??

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septor82 0

#12 damn you one sexy ass mami!!!

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iron_chefITALY 0

for a 16 year old with no ass

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houseofame 4

She has no ass...(no offense barbiedoll)

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RAINFALL_8 0

Oh wow. That's gross. My girl swallows, no mess at all. Maybe you should knock on doors before you walk in....

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doofinsmurf 0

what should have happened: "Mom, do we have any mayo? I'm making a sandwich." "Yeah, I'll get some now. It'll be a couple minutes" xD

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NiceGuyz 0

Yes minutes if the OP's dad took only seconds to spit sperm I do not think there sex life would be spicy enough to lead to him still getting head. But hell they may of been trying to get a baby and just got it wrong. ^NiceGuyz^

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BostonBruinsFan 8

I agree, nice, but don't put ur name at end unless ur like soomsh, and other ppl w/ many comments and atleast 500 confirms plz

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benny98 0

You may find it funny but my mom does it with her boyfriend all the time my parents are divorced and i sometimes get sick when I think what my Dad would say I've heard them since I was 11

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NiceGuyz 0

#25 Your mum sounds like a ****. YES A ****, maybe a MiLF but doubting that since she's probably ugly. What kind of mum give head continuously to other men after being married(obviously not a happy marriage). I'm assuming this because he said boyfriend not fiancee or step dad which means it obviously doesn't mean anything to him or his mum. ^NiceGuyz^

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Kawaiichan42 3

115: That's incredibly ignorant of you. He said mom's boyfriend in the singular form. Sometimes when people go through a divorce, especially a particularly nasty one, they don't want to get married again. My dad is that way. So, by your logic, his girlfriend would be a **** because neither of them wants to get married again, yet they have sex. The point I'm trying to make is, boyfriend/girlfriend don't necessarily mean that the other person means nothing. I call my dad's girlfriend his girlfriend when talking to people who won't know who she is if I just called her by name, and she's like a second mother to me.

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FMLephant 2

Why would you stick around? Were you hoping to learn something?

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Erindub 0

At least your mom still gives your dad sex.

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ArticHaze 3

ydi for still askin ur question and not runnin away

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