Choking hazard

By notsexy - 09/05/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
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BlackWolfVII 0

Should've practiced on a banana first. Girls. *Facepalm*

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ThatsAli3 0

ha ha ha ha ha. that's really sad = )

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mangoid 0

have fun tasting latex for the rest of the day.

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24788 6

It would of been hot, but where did women pick up this trick?

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Itsallgoodhere 0

I moderated this one too lol. Hahaha maybe you should try it the old fashioned way? Ya know, with your hands? Lmao

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mcsnelly 5

yeah, probably not the most effective way to put on a condom....and #47--um...WHAT THE HELL WHERE YOU DOING CHEWING ON A CONDOM?!?! That's really weird...and YDI it too for chewing on it.

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UsingLogic 0

Anyone mentioned how it's dangerous to use your mouth to unwrap/put on a condom, as it could make a SMALL, UNNOTICEABLE HOLE in it, making it completely ineffective against both pregnancy or STDs. If nobody said this before, then here it is! Sex Ed 101 at your service.

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