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Don't know why 97 got down voted lol and 84, imo...you have the grammar of my 8 year old sister...and I'm 14...maybe it's just rare to know how to speak English correctly at my age?

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Micro tears would be a problem. Obviously if it is shredded enough to fall apart like that then the structure has been damaged already. OP, I think you need to work harder on humour. Dangling a used condom over your mouth doesn't exactly scream comedy.

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And at least he know what his own jizz tastes like. Now he can't be so prissy if a girl doesn't wanna swallow.

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How regularly does this magic elixer need to be applied? If it's more than 8 times a day I may need to free up some room in my diary for 'me time'...

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I apply it 7 times a day. At every meal. Once when I wake up, once before bed. Once after I shower, and the last one at my grandparents.

If your girlfriend is worried about getting pregnant, she might want to consider getting the morning after pill.

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150--I personally hate BC because every type of pill I've been on zaps my sex drive completely. I'd go from sex every day to sex once a month. Maybe. No bueno.

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^ I heard it was pineapple that "increased it's appeal" for those who rate it's flavour. ;P Edit: Bah, 30 beat me to it. :)

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Celery helps increase the production of sperm, but I don't believe it changes the flavor. Red meats, pineapple and other acidic fruits and decreasing the amount of beer and coffee help the most. Btw... I learned at a sex workshop not through personal test testing.

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Melons, pineapple and cinnamon can make it taste sweeter or milder. Beer, chocolate and red meats give it a bitter taste. Read in various sources and tested through the scientific method ;) the more you know!!! Or perhaps Noor? XD

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Lol my mom is a couples sex therapist so yes, I have been to many! Red meat as in steak medium rare- helps. Red meat as in taco bell lol hurts.

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