Childlike

By Noname - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, they were handing out free razors in the mall. I went up to get my free sample, but the woman just smiled and said, "Sorry honey, they're sharp, and not for children." I'm 25. FML
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jwall 0

i TOTALLY get you. I'm 18 and I was at a Candy/Fudge store down in the tourist-area of the city I live in. They were giving free samples of fudge and the lady was like, "Are any of your parents around? I need to make sure you aren't allergic before I can give you one." I wanted to punch her out.

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erika_lynnex 1

dude my mom is 38 and she went to the doctors and the receptionest asked if her mom or dad was there...

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uluvmyexistence 0

dude a bunch of ur stories must b fake because your age and gender are inconsistent. and u shouldnt take that as an 'fml' you should take it as a compliment that they think u look young.

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claudia8D 0

well you don't have to LOOK like a kid to be called a kid... OP couldve been really short

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PrincessesCrown 17

Like a month ago i went to the docters and he asked me how kindergarden was goin im in 7th grade

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Wazilla 0

My mom still gets carded and she 48 lol

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Dcm210 19

that lady must've been on her period

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SiriusOrionBlack 20

ya I was complaining to my friends one time cuz the girl at borders actually checked if I was 18 (which I'm not) and I couldnt buy the 18+ yaoi I wanted and ones like "cuz you look like you're about 12!" and I go "12 year olds don't have 34DD boobs!" and I'm 5'3". but I have a friend who's probably only about 4'8" or 4'9". she has to sit on a pillow to drive.

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motionplaylist 0

Outside the mall? Some freak could have walked in and had a hay-day with those razors by hurting people. Not the smartest place to be handing out sharp objects, in my opinion, haha.

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xxDefiantxx 0

You shoulda pulled your ID and said sone corny joke :3

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littlemissalex 3

It's better to look older rather than younger, I think. When I was 15, I went to this journalism conference with my teacher and a few other students, and I kept getting asked what grade I taught. When I told people I was still in school, I got, "Oh, what college do you go to?" Nobody believed me when I said I was a high school sophomore.

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