Bump in the road

By misshb - 18/01/2010 01:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, my long term ex, who broke up with me over a year ago and shattered my heart, seduced me (which wasn't hard, as he knew I still had feelings for him) and as he pulled out after the couple of minutes of what he called sex, he used the line, "There we go, that's your freebie." FML
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jazlyn1986 0

why would u fall for it again?

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Nic_hole 0

ahhh dude :/ he's a prick! you seriously don't deserve to be treated like that, well actually, NOBODY Should be treated like that..

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audi00 0

I am a guy and if i still had feelings for a woman i would fall for it too... sry i hope u find someone better than him. good luck

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1800getalife 0

now even a booty call she's a "lemme get a quicky"

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ibanezrick 0

I feel bad for you, but YDI, because you're almost sure to let it happen again.

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hickchikheather 0

wtf u totally shuda known. u need to learn to control ur downstairs like come on now!

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randomgirlm 0

Tht sucks! Ur Ex is a Douche! but ydi cuz there ex's u break up wit them 4 a reason..RING RING hear tht bell TIME 2 MOVE ON!

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samanthaz 0

what a huge prick! men never seem to change!

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Namenlos_fml 20

This is a classic case of "douchebag seduces easily-manipulated ex who doesn't know how to sort out her feelings, even after a YEAR!!!" Granted, he's the scum of the earth, but I have absolutely no sympathy for weak-minded people like you.

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