Intimacy: Bump in the road

Bump in the road

By misshb - 18/01/2010 01:26 - United Kingdom

Today, my long term ex, who broke up with me over a year ago and shattered my heart, seduced me (which wasn't hard, as he knew I still had feelings for him) and as he pulled out after the couple of minutes of what he called sex, he used the line, "There we go, that's your freebie." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2024 10:00 - Sweden

Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML

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By Anonanon - 12/07/2011 17:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave me the 'let's just be friends' speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML

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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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By thesporkhop - 25/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML

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Make your mind up

By rollercoaster - 25/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML

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Unstable

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:00

Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML

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By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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Crushed

By Anonymous - 22/02/2022 03:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML

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By SariLone - 19/05/2013 18:02 - India - Mumbai

Today, my cockgoblin of an ex showed up at my house, begging me to take him back. This guy, with his friends' help, faked being kidnapped just so he could use the "trauma" to guilt me into sleeping with him after he "escaped". When he finally left, he yelled that I'm a selfish bitch. FML

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Thank God

By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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jazlyn1986 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:30

why would u fall for it again?

Nic_hole 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:32

ahhh dude :/ he's a prick! you seriously don't deserve to be treated like that, well actually, NOBODY Should be treated like that..

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iamgoofymovie 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:27

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KibaSama 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 14:07

im srry thats horrible

thatonek1d 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:47

that's also known as him being a bitch and you being a *****. get a pimp, not a room.

SadinSherman 16

Sunday 24 October 2010 21:33

She loved him,how is she a *****?

MasterHurricane 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:27

punch him in the face...&first, as ive never said it before

FYLyo 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 5:43

im sorry but ur #2

blayke96 8

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:23

You're second :P

alexsannell 13

Monday 18 January 2010 9:28

wowsers =p

jazlyn1986 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:30

why would u fall for it again?

hahasooo 2

Monday 23 April 2012 22:30

i kno right. soo stupid.

Pixiewolfe 46

Monday 29 May 2017 16:26

Seduced to forget why they were broken up in the first place..

OMGFYLHARD 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:31

first is for fags! fifth!

Nic_hole 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:32

ahhh dude :/ he's a prick! you seriously don't deserve to be treated like that, well actually, NOBODY Should be treated like that..

Dragonstorm786 17

Thursday 12 May 2016 0:43

Although, I agree, there are the some who should be.

E40_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:33

Aww /: So sorry.

ihatedads 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:38

Aww , atleast now you know he's completely not with it !

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scice03 8

Sunday 18 January 2015 3:55

*****? Why?

breyahna12397 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:44

Wowser What a douche bag =p

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