Kids, Alcohol and Teenagers: Boozehounds

That little alcohol and you call it a stash?! I have a whole bottle of whiskey, Wild Turkey, and a whole bottle of Sailor Jerry's, for starters. Get a bigger stash!

deezenuttz 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:58

that same thing happened to me when I was 16 lol

rkurdek 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:00

ahhh parents these days

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:09

Hey at least they didn't find your pot.

limblessorphan 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 21:13

Monkey sees, monkey does.

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