Boozehounds

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 910
You deserved it 35 297
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Top comments

YacL 15

How much alcohol did you have? And why the hell didn't they share?

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Comments

cgchamp89 7

How much alcohol are we talkin' about? You can't possibly have THAT big of a stash...

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volley4eva1698 0

and you didn't tell me about this stash?! but parents...oh myy..

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mattmalin11 0

Jesus! That's unbelievable. You should should convince them to run into city hall naked waving ****** and airsoft guns. They're drunk, after all.

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lurveu_mysweet_t 0

Ewwwwwwwwwww. I think I just got scarred from that mental picture! *cringe* ?

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iAmScrubs 19

They probably wanted to re-create EpicMealTime.

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enonymous 8

4 Mikes hard lemonade and 2 wine coolers hardly counts as liquor

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mintcar 9

At least you still have your stash of pot.

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gamegeek42 6

agree. that is the most important stash.

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iLikeGirlsFeet 0

I bet you have very lovely feet.

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forthepainx3 0

nevermind. the persons comment is gone..

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qwertygurls 0

I agree if your underage, which you probably are because you have to have to have a stash. so you deserved it for drinking underage!

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TalkinSmack 6

doesn't sound like a very big stash...

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TalkinSmack 6

doesn't sound like a very big stash...

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Monikabug 9

Don't forget the last shot of jäger in the bottom of the bottle that you were saving for the night you wanted to get /really/ wasted!

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Why else would they need a STASH unless they were underaged??

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

34, possibly because OP didn't want his parents drinking all of his alcohol.

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be2tymee 0

LOL!! I'm sorry bout ur alcohol..

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Mrrevorp 0

sounds like they know how to have a good time

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