Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Booming

Booming

By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

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Same thing different taste

By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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Noob

By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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Caveman fetish

By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 21:58

Today, my boyfriend lost his temper at me for the first time ever after 2 years of dating, and actually raised his voice. It turned me on, and I don’t just mean on, I mean OOONNNNNN. I was so wet it ran down my thighs and made an obvious damp spot in my jeans. FML

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By gettinghotinhere - 17/10/2014 18:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 05:31 - United States

Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

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So sensual...

By Wellokthen - 17/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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It happens to the best of us

By unsatisfied - 01/02/2010 00:20 - United States

Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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otecasacid 22

Saturday 27 April 2013 4:48

Would it kill you to be a little frisky? I'm sure you do things during sex that aren't always to be considered attractive.

limitedition 25

Saturday 27 April 2013 4:52

That's pretty minor compared to what it could have been.

Comments

furbyface711 9

Saturday 27 April 2013 20:14

Having a sense of humor during sex is important. I would love that.

SingularityCore 3

Saturday 27 April 2013 20:55

Honestly, you suck for losing the mood over that. Lighten up.

KevinFumbles 9

Saturday 27 April 2013 21:17

Boyfriend and I*

abitofsteve 4

Saturday 27 April 2013 23:00

Nah, you're wrong. If OP had written 'Me and my boyfriend were getting steamy' you'd be bang on though. Besides, isn't correcting grammar online just so passe?

missmonkie 16

Saturday 27 April 2013 21:28

You need a little humor in your life.

thisiscool19 14

Saturday 27 April 2013 22:24

LOL that is embarassing but still its hilarious

mallu86 9

Saturday 27 April 2013 23:05

I think she's a lesbian.

kriz_allizwell 6

Sunday 28 April 2013 0:16

Dey Shey Dey Shey Basara Basara Basara...

DirkTheDiggler 13

Sunday 28 April 2013 0:52

So, you lost your wood as his rose? Interesting, either you're really bad at sex or you simply may not be attracted to penises. Speaking for every other guy, your guy is hilarious. Sex is supposed to be fun.