Booming

By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

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Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
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otecasacid 22

Would it kill you to be a little frisky? I'm sure you do things during sex that aren't always to be considered attractive.

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limitedition 25

That's pretty minor compared to what it could have been.

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amifaiyaz 12

Seriously? Lighten up, a little humour never killed anyone. Turn yourself on and join him in his enthusiasm, jeez.

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j4son1982 4

Not necessarily incorrect. You are standing between me and the tree. You are standing between the tree and I. Which sounds better? ;)

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How_you_doin 10

It would take a hell of a lot more than that to turn me off! Don't blame him, I don't understand either?!

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sylaris 5

Hahahahaha! So? What was so wrong with that?

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peaceloveandgs 1

#106 - Technically, the OP is right. It is "between my boyfriend and me" because "me" would be considered the object of the preposition "between."

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kitsune3 20

I would have started laughing, then hugged him and continued on. But that's just me.

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ivanhoe4u 3

Maybe you shouldn't be having sex. Find yourself a fine Amish boy.

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