Boomer humor

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 02:49 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. When asked last week, I said I wanted a keyboard. When I opened the present, my parents went into hysterics. It was an electronic Dora the Explorer keyboard. I've been studying music composition and theory for six years. They think my major's a joke. FML
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piepieburger 0

I'd just yell "f**k you!" and then frisbee throw it at their faces.

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chelle_starlight 0

aww...sorry to that hear that, op...but that's what Black Friday is all about...time for a keyboard redemption...

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aback 4

Practice it at 2am outside their bedroom door. Then see who's laughing.

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Fop 6

Hahaha, university procrastinating from real life. Have fun being a cab driver while other people make medical breakthroughs after about a decade of procrastinating.

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y_so_srs 0

You didn't specify, you'd think a musician would have quite a list of demands with regards to their instrument. Besides, after 6 years of music composition this is the first time you're going to own a keyboard? Maybe you're doing the wrong study lol.

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quinz 4

They didn't say that it was their first time owning a keyboard. They could have just wanted another one, for portability, contrast of sound, whatever.

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zombiekitten87 12

it sort of is a joke... at least it'd better than a degree in art appreciation.

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Leftieswillrule 3

dude the major is a joke. I compose music that isn't half bad with only a guitar, a hand-me down keyboard and audacity (sound editing program

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guitarbeast 22

It's probably pretty bad but you just have to much of an ego to realize it

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poopystick 0

you've been studying music composition for six years and don't have a keyboard yet? you're an idiot

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rinnychan 2

My parents once did this same sort of thing to me. I'm a film major and they bought me a clapper board.....but it was purely decorational.

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jmejoy 0

your parents ******* suck. i feel bad.... me and my friends all had keyboards at 6yr old, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?!?!

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