Kids, Embarrassing and Parents: Bigmouth

Bigmouth

By Sardine - 18/12/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. Some kids started fighting and screaming at each other, so I leaned next to her and said, "Man, am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 23/12/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

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You deserved it 51 506

Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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You deserved it 70 936

Child's play

By knew that kid looked familiar - 06/10/2021 17:00

Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML

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You deserved it 160

By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

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You deserved it 2 081

By Dreadge - 15/01/2010 19:37 - Israel

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

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Paranoid much?

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML

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Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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You deserved it 189

Sketchy-looking dude

By NinjaTurtle93 - 17/02/2021 21:30

Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML

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You deserved it 82

By pda - 25/08/2013 02:46 - United States - Short Hills

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML

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You deserved it 4 697

By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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You deserved it 52 109

kerrygirl 13

Saturday 19 December 2009 9:42

don't comment on kids to someone you don't know it, if there's one thing you learn from this website its you don't do that!

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 11:27

Your next line should have been: Then please don't have any more. And walk away.

Comments

fatcow282 8

Monday 15 August 2011 1:59

Fail!

hopkjw0 0

Monday 7 November 2011 6:16

What does OP mean?

Six_and_the_Moon 3

Sunday 18 December 2011 6:35

Original Poster.

noodleyhead 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 4:29

Just make it more awkward and run away screaming.

VampOfSavannah 31

Wednesday 1 January 2014 10:51

Moron.

doglover100 28

Saturday 15 February 2014 7:26

She just sat there and let them fight?

Khali_May 10

Wednesday 9 April 2014 4:42

Maybe learn to keep dumb comments to yourself then.

jmeshvrd 13

Friday 6 June 2014 7:21

Omg, that shit is crae crae!! Totes adorbes!

HarleyGal12 18

Tuesday 3 November 2015 7:58

Fhl actually. Poor thing.

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