Bigmouth strikes again
By Failoffel - 10/05/2009 02:05 - United States
By Failoffel - 10/05/2009 02:05 - United States
By mybad - 11/09/2014 03:57 - United States
By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States
By Matchtopia - 18/01/2012 00:21 - United States
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By saraleerocha - 02/11/2010 06:20 - France
By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States
By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 04:15 - United States
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By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States
By figcurzyez - 23/05/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom - Harlow
That's not a fyl That's just awesome.
Ummm... #5... I used to work as a cashier, and I'd chat about the weather down where someone lives all the time. I'm from Canada, and I'd get the scattered American, because we're super close to the Montana border. Stop picking FML's apart... because really... who gives a ****? I don't care if all of these are fake... I STILL get a kick out of reading them.
This is why I never make conversation with the customers at my job unless they start it.
haha... #71 is exactly right. :D
My friend's cousin is a little person. Me, my friend and him and him were all in an Xbox Live party together when our mutual friend who didn't know the cousin joined, and he was so mad at Halo he shouted "I just want to pin down a midget and rape it!" They're friends now... True story. Point is that little people usually they have better senses of humour and higher self esteem than regular sized people.
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Auch! But that wasn't your fault at all, you couldve just continued talking about Florida, Midgets would actually prefer if people didn't make a big deal of their height!
I hope you didn't feel the urge to be like "...I meant your state, not your height!" 'cause that would not have been the smooth thing to do ;]