Embarrassing and Work: Bigmouth strikes again

Bigmouth strikes again

By Failoffel - 10/05/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers to come to the register was a dwarf. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 706

You deserved it 52 724

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By mybad - 11/09/2014 03:57 - United States

Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 401

You deserved it 3 276

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 755

You deserved it 30 565

Regular boozehound

By Matchtopia - 18/01/2012 00:21 - United States

Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 265

You deserved it 30 224

By anon - 09/09/2013 21:51

Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 205

You deserved it 19 580

By saraleerocha - 02/11/2010 06:20 - France

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 870

You deserved it 14 313

By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 801

You deserved it 23 815

By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 04:15 - United States

Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 282

You deserved it 8 402

Clocked

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 495

You deserved it 166

Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 307

You deserved it 25 522

How're you doing?

By figcurzyez - 23/05/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 016

You deserved it 2 332

depechemode 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:05

Auch! But that wasn't your fault at all, you couldve just continued talking about Florida, Midgets would actually prefer if people didn't make a big deal of their height!

ryvenna 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 9:07

I hope you didn't feel the urge to be like "...I meant your state, not your height!" 'cause that would not have been the smooth thing to do ;]

Comments

jeepreaper 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:16

You idiots, they aren't called midgets! A midget is a short person. They are dwarves. A dwarf is someone with a birth defect. An example of a midget would be a person in high school or up that is only like 5'4". Midgets look like you and me. Dwarves usually have a very short, somewhat stout body with short, stubby appendages.

chilipeppersrok 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:42

LMAO!!! ohh thats greattt

LiLOnE 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:54

bitch

angrodtelemnar 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 10:55

one word comes to mind: EPIC

CurdledMilk 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:55

I live in Florida -- the weather is ******' bipolar and I'm sorry about your choice of words.

ztc14gk 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 18:52

No 104 Spokane Washington is bipolar. This is the week I had once in April. Monday 78 degrees and lots of sun. Tuesday 49 degrees windy cloudy and a lil rain. Wednesday 2 feet of snow that melts by the end of the day cause its 60 degrees out. Thursday 39 degrees and a terrible rain storm. Friday 59 degrees and sunny but windy as hell. Saturday snow again but melts away cause its still in the 50's. Sunday Rain and in the 40's in the morning the 75 degrees in the afternoon. That is bipolar weather.

sparda4355 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 22:28

I would have actually done this on purpose and when/if he got pissed pretended I was talking about Florida to cover my ass! :)

ohhboyy 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:04

hows the grass growing down there? ..IN FLORIDA

pdr56 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:34

hey #100 you do realize that most women are around 5'4" - 5'8" in height, right? or do you just come from a land where all of the women are inbred beasts that are like seven feet tall and eat the midgets of your land aka high school freshmen? FYL for being such a dumb shit.