Bigmouth strikes again

By Failoffel - 10/05/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers to come to the register was a dwarf. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML
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depechemode 0

Auch! But that wasn't your fault at all, you couldve just continued talking about Florida, Midgets would actually prefer if people didn't make a big deal of their height!

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ryvenna 0

I hope you didn't feel the urge to be like "...I meant your state, not your height!" 'cause that would not have been the smooth thing to do ;]

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0123frick 0

hey, just fyi "midget" is kind of a mean slur, its dwarf

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twilighter_644 0

that was so corny. come on, you could just say "I meant in Florida" if he took it the wrong way

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MmmHotWaffles 0

atleast you didn't ask him about Willy Wonka..or why he wasn't orange.. just saying. lol.

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ACDCfan 0

I think a perfectly good FML would be "Today, I was working as a cashier. FML"

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save_me_08 0

Can someone explain to me why saying the wrong thing is an FML?

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loosemoose 0

... lawl!!! That was an awesome one! :)

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RJB 0

lol I had to read it twice then i realized the Florida part lol, what did he do after that thats what FMls are missing after hand what happens.

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Brolin 4

Haha lots of people talk about the weather, I work in a grocery store and I do the same....and I LIVE in Florida, it's just always hot or raining :P at least at this time of year....and getting worse

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JohnFR33M4N 0

just so you know, its hot as hell down here in florida

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