Intimacy: Best buds

Best buds

By anonymous - 23/01/2012 15:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

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By ohno - 14/09/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML

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You deserved it 3 227

By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 930

You deserved it 4 135

By Liav - 23/01/2017 12:00

Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML

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You deserved it 1 701

By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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You deserved it 4 266

By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

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You deserved it 3 593

By Whosthegroom - 13/05/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

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You deserved it 3 658

We're on a break

By col - 04/09/2020 01:56

Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML

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You deserved it 151

Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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You deserved it 156

Break it off

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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You deserved it 136

By Limalia - 24/01/2011 21:00 - Switzerland

Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML

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You deserved it 10 633

gojira666 7

Monday 23 January 2012 20:19

^ holy ****...bitter much

shoopd 19

Tuesday 24 January 2012 0:10

138 - "been married for almost a year and have a 6 month old daughter" Your oh so long marriage record AND the fact that you were pregnant AT LEAST 3 months before you got married CLEARLY shows that you are the *perfect* person to give advice on this subject!

Comments

klimp 0

Monday 23 January 2012 20:13

I waited 2 and a half years, and mine said yes. Mainly telling you just to rub it in. HA HA HA!!! FYL

menechiann 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 1:51

Get over yourself mate.

anon_e_m00se 8

Monday 23 January 2012 20:18

Don't dump her (as some others suggested). Keep ******* her. Just, back away on the emotional level. Keep your eyes open for someone better suited for you (since you're now aware that you're not in an emotional relationship, that's not even close to cheating). That way, you get to keep up with the physical, and don't have to be alone while you find a real relationship.

LilMissNYC 5

Monday 23 January 2012 20:33

Wow, my bf just pulled the same thing. Apparently for 2 years we've only been 'friends' I feel your pain:/

camochick27 4

Monday 23 January 2012 22:29

I feel both yalls pain. But mine was only 8 mths. We did everything bf and gf would do (ie. Dates, sleep over, ect) he was a jackass tho. Now he's 28 dating an 18 yo..

pseudolife 4

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:19

I feel ya'll pain too. After 1 year in a 1/2 of being together, he told me we were just FB. Why the hell did he introduce me to his parents and relatives if we were just FB? I will never understand this... oh well. I just have to deal with it.