Intimacy: Best buds

Best buds

By anonymous - 23/01/2012 15:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

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By ohno - 14/09/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML

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You deserved it 3 227

By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

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You deserved it 4 135

By Liav - 23/01/2017 12:00

Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML

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You deserved it 1 701

By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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You deserved it 4 266

By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

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You deserved it 3 593

By Whosthegroom - 13/05/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

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You deserved it 3 658

We're on a break

By col - 04/09/2020 01:56

Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML

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You deserved it 151

Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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You deserved it 156

Break it off

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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You deserved it 136

By Limalia - 24/01/2011 21:00 - Switzerland

Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML

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You deserved it 10 633

gojira666 7

Monday 23 January 2012 20:19

^ holy ****...bitter much

shoopd 19

Tuesday 24 January 2012 0:10

138 - "been married for almost a year and have a 6 month old daughter" Your oh so long marriage record AND the fact that you were pregnant AT LEAST 3 months before you got married CLEARLY shows that you are the *perfect* person to give advice on this subject!

Comments

faceplantangel 4

Tuesday 24 January 2012 0:49

Well that sucks but hey she can be a lay till you find a girl worthy of that ring.Obviously she isn't.She's going to miss you when she finally grows up.

aFreedom127 9

Tuesday 24 January 2012 0:53

If you've got to work up the courage to propose, then you're not ready to propose. Besides, you have obviously misinterpreted your relationship.

renesmeebb 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 15:10

She's the one who misinterpreted the relationship. Though you shouldn't have to get up the courage to ask her to marry you. You should be able to just do it.

moomoomeow2 7

Tuesday 24 January 2012 0:56

I'm sorry! But at least you didn't propose to her!

ice723 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 1:00

what's her digits?

JukeboxValkyrie 19

Tuesday 24 January 2012 1:07

Usually **** buddies don't do the whole "I love you" thing...didn't you notice her never say it back?

EPICROCKERNINJA 8

Tuesday 24 January 2012 1:16

What the heck is up with rude women these days? Is there something in the tap water?

keeks46 12

Tuesday 24 January 2012 1:21

Tell her you could always be **** buddies if you get married

Kabrooks 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 1:36

I was with my ex this weekend. We've been on and off for over a year. We decided to be **** buddies and this weekend when I saw him I told him we've Been **** Buddies for over a year. Your post made me think if what I said.