Drugs and Kids: Bad influence

Bad influence

By BigSister - 13/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML

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By catdog552 - 28/02/2013 11:02 - United States

Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By alrightsheryl - 28/03/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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High times

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 00:00

Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML

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By Mellamononeyobiz - 13/01/2016 02:10 - United States - Hooper

Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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Check yourself

By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 23:54 - United States

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

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By kp. - 03/09/2015 16:30 - United States

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

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By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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Addddam 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:52

Grounded? **** that. Man up, tell your parents they're being unreasonable, and go do what you like.

coldplaylive2003 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:13

tell them it's their fault for not teaching you not to do drugs...

Comments

2bad4life 0

Monday 14 September 2009 0:52

ur parents sound ******* horrible id move out and lose contact with them

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Monday 14 September 2009 0:55

**** that, who cares if she's high?

the_stereotype 0

Monday 14 September 2009 1:03

ur parents really suck. you should have told them to teach you to be a better role model

missbrunettgirl 0

Monday 14 September 2009 1:05

another reason why I hate being the oldest. It sucks getting blames for your messed up younger siblings mistakes. Parents just can't see that their sweet angel could be a pot head all on their own.

alsoelp 0

Monday 14 September 2009 1:24

just dont be grounded. its really that easy. go do things and see your friends anyway.

Baal952 0

Monday 14 September 2009 1:28

Wow FYL its not often your parents ground you for...PENIS!

Hamden824 23

Thursday 12 May 2016 22:56

What the hell does Penis have to do with this at all?

twiggly 0

Monday 14 September 2009 2:20

Yeah, fyl. I'm in the same boat though. My brother went through all of high school coming home wasted by pot. But who did they fight with when my brother did something stupid (like crashing my mothers car while stoned)? Me. I got blamed. So I sympathize. I never got grounded, but I received more verbal lashing in my life over my younger brothers antics then from any trouble I got into myself. Just don't tell your parents what to do (about your younger sibling smoking pot)....especially if you have a father who can one-hand toss you through a wall...because you will got thrown through said wall, even if you tell your parents calmly and logically what they're doing wrong with that child(aka. Not disciplining the right child).

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 14 September 2009 2:34

awww, i feel bad for #47 mabe she's right

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 14 September 2009 3:23

Hah, twiggly, know how you feel there. We're totally being disrespectful and have no right to question our superiors.

Saccharide 0

Monday 14 September 2009 2:22

That is the most ass-backward logic I have /ever/ heard. FYL

dollywilson 0

Monday 14 September 2009 2:48

dude don't worry you're not alone my parents blamed me for my brother not getting into the gifted program because i didn't "teach him enough math" lol they're always looking for someone elso to blame...2 more years til i'm out of the house !!