Bad boys bad boys

By Tom - 17/08/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML
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twinny_sc 13

You, sir, are a **** up.

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Muwahaha_fml 4

"Accidentally", we all know you were gonna shank the judge :)

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SW500 13

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eurekaroy 6

And you didn't go threw security first??

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BradyT918 9

dumbass. that's where he go got caught and "remembered" that he had it in his shoe.

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MangoRico1 1

What's with the blade homey? Bringing a knife to a gun fight....not so bright

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mgsoloist 14

I think you must be white or extremely not ghetto to spell homie as homey.

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chris71sk8r 8

82- He's obviously black. Look at his pic. It's Obama, he just happens to talk white.

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valdezadair 0

Emmm....why was there a switchblade in your shoe in the first place?

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1958x 6

I would think it'd be kinda uncomfortable to be walking with a switchblade in your shoe.

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youngandKRAZY 0

who the hell "forgets" that?

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elmogoezRAWR 0

Punch them all in their faces and steal you some purses! For bonus points, bring a clown.

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