And I oop

By AnxiousCucumber - 07/09/2016 20:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend's dick got stuck in the wrong hole. And by wrong hole I mean the pool filter. FML
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Marynfrankie 19

There are just so many questions left unanswered here.

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daz18m 15

He gives a new meaning "to be sucked off"

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Psych0path77 4

I would have to say you deserve it on behalf of the boyfriend, because how did his sick get in there? you know it didn't just slip in in its own.

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Dj4321 15

So uh, it seems like a whole lotta crazy people come out of California... Myself included

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thefmlman2011 36

couldn't follow instructions, got dick stuck in pool filter.

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LARC_UoGuelph 8

At least the wrong hole was the pool filter, coulda been your eye. Or your nostrils

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EmoKami 21

Reminds me of saying "Don't put your hands anywhere you wouldn't put your dick" except...I guess he never got to the hands part...

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brenton490 19

And you all thought we were joking when we said the instructions weren't clear.

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anthony99 14

Zack Galifinskis in Out Cold, is that you?

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SamanthaB243 22

I have so many questions. Mainly just WHY?

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GhostFox 33

I know that male preteens and young teens (age group 10-13 and 14-16) are prone to these kind of accidents from trying to use pool filters, vacuums, etc as self sexual stimulation devices... And drunk young adults.... But assuming he is neither, I am forced to guess he and OP were either engaged in intercourse near the location of the filter and the BF 'slipped' or misaimed, or that he had a major lapse in judgement.

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lambda_fml 40

I was enjoying reading this FML until the last part. **** your boyfriend's life. :(

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