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By AnxiousCucumber - 07/09/2016 20:41 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, my boyfriend's dick got stuck in the wrong hole. And by wrong hole I mean the pool filter. FML
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Marynfrankie 19

There are just so many questions left unanswered here.

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daz18m 15

He gives a new meaning "to be sucked off"

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Lady_Spaghetti 36

Ouch, is he okay, OP? It sounds like he might need medical attention

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Lalala579121 27

Please do go to the hospital. Lord knows doctors need some entertainment throughout the day.

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StoneColdShaky 7

Oh wow. Perfect post! As a guy I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. Seriously though; my sympathy to you both.

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Emmereen 29

I have so many questions, but I'm not sure I want to know the answers.

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samlovesham1234 9

Your boyfriend isn't Jungle Recon from Action Figure Therapy is he? My apologies to those who don't get the reference.

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species4872 19

Anybody need a new pool guy?

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Shaky_Spear 11

This does not compute My thinky brain is the hurting

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