Coworkers, Awkward and Work: Addams Family Values - FML

Addams Family Values

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Albans

Today, I overheard my co-workers referring to me as "Uncle Fester". This is apparently my nickname around the office, and has been for nearly three years. I had no idea. FML

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cutycat136 28

Tuesday 24 March 2015 11:24

Who doesn't love Uncle Fester?! Take it as a compliment. I'm sure he's one of everyone's favorite characters because he sure was mine. Maybe they're just saying they love you as well.

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 24 March 2015 11:28

I bet they don't even know who Uncle Fester is, and only say that cause fester sounds funny. Just call someone else in the office lurch!

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Fetuskicker666 15

Friday 27 March 2015 23:29

good laugh

TheLynx_fml 20

Sunday 22 November 2015 17:52

Uncle Fester the child molester

TheLynx_fml 20

Sunday 22 November 2015 17:55

Now you know

ubergamer08 8

Thursday 21 April 2016 5:33

I'm curious why exactly I'd that your nickname

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